(Un)Holy Shit!

My nose detected the smell as fast as my ears heard the rumbling in the field beside the house. It was about 6:30 in the a.m. What a way to start the day. Gone are the days of smelling that good ole country smell of cow manure spread on the fields as fertilizer. Now they spread chicken shit from those warehouse type chicken production facilities, where thousands of chickens never set foot outdoors. They live in their own shit, and have unaturally large breasts and accelerated growth rates. Not only does the owner of the chicken operation make money from the chickens, they now sell the shit to be spread on other farmer's fields. Stink does not describe it. The fellow driving the spreader is a friend of mine. He waved when he made a close pass and saw me taking pics of his dirty deed. Look at the noxious cloud the spreader is producing. Any way ya slice it, it's a buncha shit.